I am a full blown hypochondriac. In the past year alone the list of diseases and conditions I have diangosed myself with include, but are not limited to, anhedonia, anxiety (particularly Generalized Anxiety Disorder, or GAD), coeliac disease, stomach cancer, anemia, chronic hayfever, marfan syndrome, testicular cancer ("I checked myself this morning, and couldn't feel anything!"), diabetes and, of course, hypochondria itself.