Notorious local child star Chris Whitton (a less intriguing Macaulay Culkin, a more loveable Hayley Joel Osment) heads off today to do the rite-of-passage Greyhound bus trip across America, and spend an inappropriate amount of time in Mexico's gay resorts. Here's hoping he doesn't O.D. in Tijuana, a la Marissa Cooper, or come home with the same disease that killed Freddie Mercury. GOOD LUCK CHRIS!